IndoDONKEY

IndoDONKEY Alert! Rating System

I’ve created this IndoDONKEY rating system to present you a simple way to understand how good/bad a movie is. If a movie review shows a lot of donkeys, it doesn’t mean the same as showing a lot of stars. A donkey is the opposite of what a star means for a movie in my blog. The more donkeys it shows, the worse the movie is.

	Movie was extremely bad. If you still insist in wanting to see this, I would seriously advise you to keep yourself away from it. Your precious time is much better spent to cater your sick puppy or do some gardening, or maybe watch some stupid reality shows on VH1 rather than watching this movie. If you told me you have seen this one, I would like to think either you lost a bet and had to go see it, or your boyfriend/girlfriend dragged you to the theater to see it. Hell I would even think Master P’s movies are probably much better than this.
	Movie was pretty bad but it is still worth to see because either there were C list celebrities showing some boobies or some good lookin’ A or B list celebrities doing really bad acting and stupid stuff. Make sure you get a lot of popcorn and hot dogs. If a movie had a cameo appearance by a washed-up child actor, then it would definitely fall under this category as well.
	Movie was somewhat bad, the storyline was somewhat decent, the actors were doing some cheesy lines; however, it is still worth to see because the movie was backed up by either cool special effects or good reviews from critics who most of the time do not know what they hell they are talking about, or some fatty who was so freakin’ hilarious that he should have been the main star of the movie.
	Movie was actually pretty decent to watch, storyline was great, acting looked fine, got some good lookin’ actors and actresses too, but there were a couple of scenes which I thought were pretty retarded and successfully messing up 1/5 of movie. However, I honestly thought you could still be entertained watching this and definitely recommend it to you. Just do not ever think you can use it to nail a chick. It would not work.. Ever. But then again, I could be wrong.
	No donkeys in sight.. HOLLA! The movie was just way too awesome! If Right Said Fred were still making music today, he would probably say “The movie is just too sexy to be watched” (Sorry guys, I know it is a lame joke.. Hell what can I say, I grew up in the 90′s). Everything was just flawless. The storyline, the acting, the jokes, the dialog, action scenes, sex scenes, background music, special effects, etc. Definitely TWO thumbs up!