Seriously.
What the F is WWF exactly trying to do? Find the next Dwayne Johnson (a.k.a. The Rock)? Honestly, I like The Rock better than John Cena. Better acting and looks more charismatic. John Cena, on the other hand, looks more like a Hollywood club bouncer. He seems like a nice guy, but I am pretty sure he would end up getting cast for the same character over and over….just like Steven Seagal.
I kinda liked the work that he did on the first movie though, The Marine. I think he has done a pretty good job in the movie, being a marine who was trying to save his kidnapped wife. Even though the plot was pretty boring and unoriginal, but I cannot say I was not entertained watching it. After making The Marine, he went on making another movie, 12 Rounds. Guess what the plot was? Detective Danny Fisher discovers his girlfriend has been kidnapped by a ex-con tied to Fisher’s past, and he’ll have to successfully complete 12 challenges in order to secure her safe release. Oh reeeaaallllyy? Saving your kidnapped girlfriend?
Now he teamed up with Amy Smart and the nerd from Can’t Hardly Wait (the one who got dumped by Jennifer Love Hewitt) in The Reunion. It is a story about a group of step siblings (same father but different mothers) who completely lost touch for years and one day they were reunited after their father passed away only to realize that they were about to inherit $3 million each – under one condition, they would have to work on a family business for 2 years to receive the windfall.
15 minutes into it, I knew the movie was gonna suck. Actually, 3 minutes into it once I saw that dude from Can’t Hardly Wait, I immediately knew the movie was gonna suck. Oh you know one thing that I notice when I see John Cena, this guy has tremendously big wrists! I kid you not! His wrists are about as thick as my legs, which make him look kinda weird. He looks way too big and too buff for a guy his size. Unless if he is 6 foot 5 inches tall, that would have been different. But unfortunately, he is only 6-foot tall. Probably 6’1″ max. Dude needs to lose weight a little and slim down a bit, so he would not look like Popeye – if you know what I mean.
IndoDONKEY Alert!
