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So this is another movie that was supposedly based on a very popular (children) book?  I knew it was gonna suck and I shouldn’t have wasted my time watching it.  I wonder whose brilliant idea to cast James Bond to be the centaur leader.  Why him though?  Every time I saw his face, I kept wishing he would put on his tux and started shooting everyone with his mini-super-spy gun..  Hahahahhaa..

The black dude who was half human, half goat really annoyed the hell out of me.  He was supposedly “the protector” – someone who protects Percy from anyone who wants to kill him – however, seeing the way he fought, I was seriously in doubt he could protect Percy.  Dude walked around with freakin’ forearm crutches.  Come on now!  How in the world would Percy Jackson be safe from the evil gods/monsters if his only protector walks around with freakin’ forearm crutches?!  They never really showed us if this guy could fight, shoot arrows or maybe have some sword fighting skills or something.  Throughout the movie, I somehow kept wishing he would at least be able to shoot laser from his eyes or something.

Percy Jackson is half god, half human.  His dad is Poseidon, and his mom is basically a mortal human.  His dad left when he was still 3 years old, because supposedly there was unwritten rule somewhere that says when a god is married to a mortal human, then he/she will not be able to stay with his/her family after the child is born.

So Percy Jackson didn’t even know anything about his dad and him being half god, half human until sometime later when he was on a school trip to a museum, one of his teachers all of sudden turned into a really fugly monster with wings and tried to kill him.  He was like, “WTF IS THAT?!”  Then his other teacher, James Bond (or whatever Pierce Brosnan’s character name is) showed up and said, “Well son, you are half god, half human..  And I think that monster wants Zeus’ lightning because she thinks you stole it.”   Heh thanks to his mom who kept her mouth shut about this for 17 years and didn’t even tell anything to young Percy.  Had he known about him being half god half human soon, at least he would’ve been prepared to face the fugly monster with wings.  So basically that’s the whole plot.  Someone stole Zeus’ lightning and somehow spread the word in the god’s world that some young kid named Percy Jackson stole it.  Come on, seriously..  You think gods are that dumb to believe that some 17-year-old kid who had no superpowers, let alone knowing his dad is Poseidon, was able to go (or fly) all the way up to god’s world and somehow stole Zeus’ super duper lightning sword (or whatever) right under his nose…  Tsk tsk tsk tsk….  Thank God I was streaming this movie for free.

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